Adventures in BiPolarity

Chuck Norris alone beat off the british at the battle of Waterloo.

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With the air power of only one nostril Chuck can defend against the Santa Anas and drive the winds back, maintaining peace and tranquility upon the land.

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hell i heard chuck norris can take out an entire mexican gang with a well aimed fart

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So Carlos Norris has taken umbrage at the fact that some enterprising young yanks have come out with the book “The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 facts about the World’s Greatest Human” in November.
The author Ian Spector, builds on the internet fame of dear old Chuck and the ‘everyone has heard it’ lists of Chuck-ism, [...]

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anyone else ever been so depressed that you can’t lift your arm to scratch your itchy cheek.
took me an hour and a half to get to it.

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friend who works in the world of making a living online sent me a link to a website talking about the top paying keywords.
the number one is Mesothelioma.
A form of cancer induced by exposure to asbestos that lawyers are making apparently millions off of in liability and damages cases. Because that is the cream [...]

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there once was a man from vancouver
who fancied himself quite the mover
as much as he fought
his manhood would not
so he was left with being the hoover.

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