Adventures in BiPolarity

So Carlos Norris has taken umbrage at the fact that some enterprising young yanks have come out with the book “The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 facts about the World’s Greatest Human” in November.

The author Ian Spector, builds on the internet fame of dear old Chuck and the ‘everyone has heard it’ lists of Chuck-ism, skillz or deeds. It’s like the ultimate in geek fan worship, and has been around since the early usenet days. Except then it was Worf or Wesley Crusher. Times do change though.

Citing such mythical skills as tears that cure cancer, and in inborn ability to charge a cell phone by rubbing it on his beard and the fact that Mr. Norris does in fact not sleep, he waits…

Naturally offended by this free publicity and building of his legend Chuck is suing penguin and Spector rather than kissing their little toesies.

In honor of Carlos i think i shall start my own list of things i believe and/or have learned by a lifetime of Chuck Norris movies on cable.

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